Biggest. Hand. Ever.

Napalm's YTD: $6,639.84

Holy Crap! Check this out. Took no skill whatsoever but paid very nice.

PokerStars Game #xxxxxxxxxxx: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00)

Seat 1: CO ($46.95 in chips)
Seat 3: Foe 2 ($49.25 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero ($149.80 in chips)
Seat 6: BB ($30.15 in chips)
Seat 7: Foe 1 ($151.20 in chips)
Seat 8: UTG+1 ($270.45 in chips)
Seat 9: MP ($94.90 in chips)

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Ah As]
Foe 1: raises $1 to $2
UTG+1: folds
MP: folds
CO: folds
Foe 2: raises $10 to $12
Hero: raises $18 to $30
BB: folds
Foe 1: calls $28
Foe 2: raises $18 to $48
Hero: raises $101.80 to $149.80 and is all-in
Foe 1: calls $119.80
Foe 2: calls $1.25 and is all-in

*** FLOP *** [Kh 9c Td]

*** TURN *** [Kh 9c Td] [6s]

*** RIVER *** [Kh 9c Td 6s] [Ts]

*** SHOW DOWN ***
Hero: shows [Ah As] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
Foe 1: mucks hand
Hero collected $201.10 from side pot
Foe 2: mucks hand
Hero collected $145.75 from main pot

*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $349.85 Main pot $145.75. Side pot $201.10. | Rake $3
Board [Kh 9c Td 6s Ts]

How 'bout them apples? I think I found the retard table. Funny thing was, I was down $200, and that monster shot me back up $50.

Gotta love this game.